What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels