What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels