What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny