What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.