What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny