What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.