What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.