Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.