How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.