How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.