How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.