How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.