How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.