What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"