Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Master Debater Jokes More Master Debater Jokes

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.