Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Master Debater Jokes More Master Debater Jokes

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.