What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.