What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who won the race?

Society.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman