What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."