What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."