Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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the guy likes his power chords too much.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL