What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.