What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.