Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P