Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*