What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith