What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith