Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav