What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside