Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

South Jokes More South Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.