Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.