What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.