You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Brovines.
With a cowculator.
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
Hey, you're old!
In a mirror.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Allah akbar!"
Finding a plane in your field.