What's the difference between a cow and...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

September 11 Jokes More September 11 Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

September Jokes More September Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September