What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September