What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

September 11 Jokes More September 11 Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

September Jokes More September Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September