please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
he knew where to put it..
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
A very wet sense of humor
Because I told him a good joke.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Timing
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.