What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes