Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.