What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer