What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer