What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!