What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup