How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.