How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?