How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.