Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Toof Hurty.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
I need to know what time to pick her up.
PG-13
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
