Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
The dive-in
Because he couldn't find a date!
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
I need some for tonight.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Because it said "concentrate"!
