Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.