What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

How do introverts feel within society?

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.