What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.