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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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How does it spell?

dg".

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

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What is the result?

A tie.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol