Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

P Jokes More P Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.