What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....