What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.