What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.