How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.