How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.