What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

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You have to read ursine.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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If it spins anti-cyclonically

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.