What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.