Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.