What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!