What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.