What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.