What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What country do I live?

Iran

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.