Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!