Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.