What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish