Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.