What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.