Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.