Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.