What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.