Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.