What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What does a house wear?

Address!

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.