What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.