What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!