What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!