Slow down and apply lube
I'll be back in a jiffy
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
To get some fresh air
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Hit the road, Jack.