Slow down and apply lube
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Envelope.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Slow down and use some lube
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Past Tents
Sony-stalgia
Because people are dying to get in
It takes guts.
The fastest way to get across a river.
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
