Slow down and apply lube
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Make like a banana and peel.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Fresh bait
When he's completely out of line
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
so he could flip the bird
Because then they'd have soft peckers
Tulips
He was asking for directions.
Because they don't believe in the KKK
Smelly beans!
Shelfish
