Slow down and apply lube
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
envelope
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
Elon's musk
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Because it slows their
Past Tents
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Put it on my bill
She was trying to blow the horn
