Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.